A proper good-bye

Just wanted to say a few things before I left for good.  Oh, and no need to ban me "suspicious people"  I'm gone for good.  I had a interesting two days.  Yes, count them, two.  I met some great people here.  People who deserve a hellofalot more respect than they get.  People who get pushed aside in the rush for popular art worship.

I'm going to leave a list of things that you can assume about me.  One of them is true.  The rest aren't.  THink you what you want.

1.  I really am an art theif in a desperate grab for attention.
2.  I really am who I say I am but I got sick of being doubted and asked very rude personal questions.
3. I am a Psychology student who is studying how people react to certain situations.
4. I am a student who is writing a human interest piece on how people find, react and take down art thieves.  I also have the permission of the origional artist who drew all those pictures and both of us find this whole thing to be rather entertaining.
5.  I am a ferret from the planet Ogdulo sent to observe human behaivior.


As I said.  One of those is true, the rest are all lies.  Pick one and move on with your lives please.  A lot of you have spent the last days paying more attention to me than to people who deserve it.  I came here expecting somthing and got the last thing I really thought I'd find.  And in the end, I still came out on top.  Although, I know some of you won't be satisfied until I "admit" what you want me to admit.

Only one other person knows the truth.  Here's a hint.  They don't watch me.

Please visit   her art is unloved and needs more attention.  Don't put anything you think I've done on her.  Just appreciate her art.

Go give some appreciation.  She needs encouragment from people and someone to tell her she's better than she thinks she is.

and give extra speshul hugs to and who have given me lasting memories.

As a wise man once said "good-bye all I'll remember you in therapy!"

EDIT

this is ashley filling in just to tell you guys that Allan (you know him and Quixoticartist) will be back in a month.  So if you guys would like to stick around and wait then he'd appreciate it.  

He's not an art thief. I feel so guilty cuz I'm the one who told him to join D:... I know this guy in real life and i've seen him draw in a sketch book.  I'm the one doing a human interest piece for english class (I have to go undercover and observe behaivior).  I figured he'd be popular real fast but I didn't expect to see what I did get.

When he does come back he'll post a journal telling you so m'kay?

He really appreciates the love and it's really you guys (and a good thwap on the head) that's bringing him back

-splashley